What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
Last Updated: 03.07.2025 05:59

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
Sure no problem officer.
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
{RING} {RING}
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
Day Two Highlights at Pro Tour Magic: The Gathering®—FINAL FANTASY™ - magic.gg
HELLO
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
After a few moments he returns.
How can I get over a break up?
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
Where's the Civil War everyone on the left said would happen?
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
Yes sir it is.
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?